I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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