Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
If you fuck her, Im going to call you and I want you to cough 2 times.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
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