that's an acceptable place to lick
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
i woke up with a grocery list signed by "the people who ate all your shit while you were passed out"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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