so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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