Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Ahh yes. I lost my pants and swimming suit and phone charger. And I've found out who has them all even while hungover. Successful day. Nice party too.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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