Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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