I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Is it inception if it feels like another uterus is going to burst out of my current uterus?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
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