quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
The guy drove to our house at 6am to sell us weed. Now that's customer service.
i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
You can't spell "party" without "RA."
You know what else you can't spell it without? "Gonna get fired."
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
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