Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
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Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
I think misery doesn't even think of me as company anymore. I'm an unofficial roommate.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
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Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I asked for my Beats earbuds back and he sent me a pic of them tied around his penis. Now I miss both my great ear buds and his great dick
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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