Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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