this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
I called her new haircut "lesbian progressive" and now she's upset
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we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
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How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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