My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
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