How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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