no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
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i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
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We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
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