Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
and then she said I drew a line on her forehead with my cum and whispered "Simba"
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
Dude. Once again. Cleaning house. Found weed I hid from myself a month ago. Celebrating/testing it out. if i dont text back in 10, call dominos.
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
Boobs are out for the taking
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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