I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
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Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
He said it only counts if it ends up on the internet
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