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Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
At the doctor. They're doing a flu test now. He was like "where do you think you got this?" I said "bachelor party. Strippers." he goes "okaaaay I'll put 'other'."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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