is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
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He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I don't want too, lol. I'm currently awaiting my next period like its the second coming of christ
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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