You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i need an iv and a liver transplant
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
You need Xanax blowdarts
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Do toy wanna orseer frim onedof tjose plaves? Sry textimg with globes on
Gloves*
Out of all the words to correct, you chose gloves??
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