i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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