kindergarten is hard when you're hung over.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
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Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
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There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
ok so I've decided, new penis Thursday (formally known as new people Thursday) will need to be put on hold next week in preparation for Friday
Memorial weekend is the following week genius. New penis Thursday countdown has already begun.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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