She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
You totally narrated your dogs thoughts for 2 and a half hours last night, and I was enthralled. I didn't say one word, I just listened.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
