I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
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I used the picture of my mom and I doing blow job shots in Vegas in the presentation for my Spanish final. Graduation here I come.
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
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I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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