Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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