I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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