Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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