other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
I told him to pick up the beer can he threw in front of the police station. So he gets out chugs whatever's left and throws it back and says ok let's go.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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