I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Yeah it got awkward when the two guys we were playing beer pong against realized that I'd hooked up with both of them. Their teamwork declined after that.
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