Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
this guy literally just gave me a gold star sticker for the "stellar" blow job i gave him. ashamed? i think not.
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
When I say I took advantage of you when you were drunk, I mean that I convinced you to let me paint cute little panda bears on all of your toenails.
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
And pointless. I'm fully vested in all my calories coming from booze today. The salad just fucks that shit up
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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