and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Long story short if you're going to get drunk on a sailboat at night leave your phone in the car.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
Woke up with a $100 bill from the Philippines in my bra & an unopened box of sour patch kids next to me. I have some questions.
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