Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
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Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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