i just had sex bonerless
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
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go home
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
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