HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
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she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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