some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
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Watching her eat just hurts me
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
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Hella random but just hear me out...A bar that is a petting zoo. Bitches love petting zoos.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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