I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I woke up to a head of lettuce on my nightstand, someones Honda abandoned in my yard, the cat partially shaved, and a empty bottle of sailor hanging by a scarf from the rafters. Oh, and 26 people apparently came though and rubbed my back in the process of the night. Happy 23rd to me!
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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