Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
You've changed since you got that strap on
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
I just got a handjob in the back of an Uber while a large German dude and a Midwestern fuck-boi sang along in falsetto to the Bohemian Rhapsody.
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