oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Randomize
