Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
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when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
That guy was cool until he tried fighting that dude in the bow tie. I need better wingmen.
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
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If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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