Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
How many band members does it take to become The Band Slut? I think I might be dangerously close
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
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