i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
Sober January is a disaster.
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
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