Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Just got blown whilst getting my high score on bejeweled blitz. There's still a month and a half left of summer and my bucket list is empty...
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
If I EVER wake up with two black eyes again you better come up with a better story than trying to see how many punches I could take.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Panties = found
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
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