I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I'm obsessing over hocus pocus right now. What if I change my Grindr profile to "come little children, I'll take thee away to a land of enchantment"
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I'm watching Russian dudes pole-dance. For research.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week