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  I gave her the chance to be interesting and she failed. So then I gave her a chance to be slutty and she failed at that too.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.

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• (619): View more from California

  she peed on how many people?

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• (954): View more from Florida

  Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  sleazy september. first one with mono loses.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion

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• (321): View more from Florida Space Coast

  I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.

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• (201): View more from New Jersey

  Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player

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• (518): View more from New York

  It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.

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• (660): View more from Missouri

  On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.

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• (925): View more from California

  I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.

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