I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
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what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
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went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?