It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
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My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
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Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.