If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
I said i love rain, just to change the subject, and he said 'id like to do it in the rain'. Dear lord. He doesnt stop
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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