That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
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i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
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Dude. He put me on a rewards point system for his dick. I have to do him favors now to build up to winning sex. This is shit.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
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