There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
You said you didn't deserve to walk so you started crawling down to your room
I wonder what it would be like to go to the dry cleaners and not have to inform them that all my clothes are stained with booze.
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Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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