that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Brutally Honest is my real middle name, Princess just sounds better.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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