Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
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its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
You did profess your love for cotton multiple times and your hatred for all other fabrics
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
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Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
Randomize