Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
He keeps saying he loves me and ruining perfectly good conversations.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
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