i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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