You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
we found you eating frozen orange juice with a spoon and then drinking vodka from the bottle.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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