youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
Afterwards she curled up in my dog's bed and slept there all night
How mad was your dog?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
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at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
I'm pretty sure the bus driver knew how hung over I was and hit all the pot holes on purpose. I threw up into my water bottle.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
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the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
How drunk are you?
Completed.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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