The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
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I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
I am compiling a playlist that reminds me of all my best sexual encounters. It shall be called THE MUSIC OF MY VAGINA'S PEOPLE
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
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but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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