So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I deserve this hangover.
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I woke up with a pube in my teeth...I'm disturbed cause we're both clean shaven
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