I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
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May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
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I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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