I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
I think i peed on brittanys purse
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
My boss stocked the communal fridge with Gatorade. It's like he wants me to come in hungover.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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